Translate This Page Welcome to our site follow us here.history. when i was just a young lad i had every thing i wanted even an apple i was as happy as a donkey when its flying through the sky. But one day i looked up and then boom!!! i lost it all My epic hero By miles Douglas. What are you talking about you're my reall dad the king of rice!!! No i am your adopted dad havnt you seen you're asian? nooo.... well when you were little ching choo chow you were born and when you were born this other kid was born. when you were born the rice war had begun and your parents were sent to blow up the white people who like mcdonalds. on the planet to our left their is a planet were you can dance like a little magic fairy. but they also have a mcdonalds. Which do you like? do you like mcdonalds or taco bell? seth and i miles thinks that taco is cooler and better because if you eat mcdonalds then you're going to get really fat and have a heart attack like me. Fact. did you know that rice can make you jump 10 feet high up from the ground? its true have you ever seen miles jump 10 feet up of the ground? Patrick song. met this girl just wana have rice i say no take her to the log she say no. then i give her rice Seth's story. when i was young this dude sayed that i would be a jedi master. then they to me to mcdonalds to get me a chocholate sunday. they sayed that this was a test cause they told me that the bounty hunter is in the play land area. i went to go look for him. then i found him! i gave him rice and brought him back then they told me that i got the wrong person. turnes out that i just killed a little kid that was wearing one of thoses bounty hunter shirts. Dear Santa i want panda express for Christmas... just kidding i want a glass of water and some food and a house. Translate This Page guyyyyss merry christmas
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if i had a bowl of rice i would give it to you. if you had a bowl of rice then what would you do with it Patrick and Miles in school nobody is aware of this but did you know that pat and i are second cousins replaced once? crazy i know. but its all true to some point Ideas? if you have any ideas dont tell me. text me cause i dont really wana talk to you. but you can text me. i only wana talk to you if your my girl friend. ohhh wait i dont have one. ok who cares. This is Brody's story... when i grew up i lived in a dumpster. i had a pet rock named bruce and a hobo friend named hoomba boomba. every day i walked around in town and played video games. my pet bruce needed alot of happiness and rice good thing i lived in china town. then one day these carnival freaks found me. they asked who i was i sayed me name is brody and my rocks name is bruce. so then the carnival freaks wanted to know if i wanted to live with them. i sayed who are you and what do you do... they sayed i umm we ... then they fell into a black hole. Verizon or at&t? do you have either of these well i think verizon is much better. if you have verizon you have 3g almost were ever you go. if you have at&t you may have the fastest 3g network but the coverage fails. How to cook rice. first i go to Asian store. then i get rice. then i cook in crock pot. then Please don't eat me. asian |
 From Miles Seth Brody and of course Jeremy and Patrick My name is Miles Douglas and I am going to share some stories with you. These stories were found in my little Asian head full of rice and soul. the stories were also written by my friends Seth and Brody. they were very unfortunate and were found by carnival freaks in a dumpster when they were very little. This is Miles' s story. i was born on an island. every morning i woke up to the smell of steaming bowls of Asian suspicion. Then one day i met this kid named Seth and we had every thing in common. so then we moved in with Kanye west. when i was home alone i was looking in the mirror eating taco bell and rice and then i passed out cause i've never looked in to a mirror before. when Seth came back he had a donkey mask on and he saw that i was on the floor about to go to the rice heaven. he know exacly what to do he went to go get Kyza and she punched me.... it did not work so then she just shoved penutbutter down my mouth..... then i woke up! then i died. the end. This is seths story. As i saw Miles as a 500 hundred pound man walk into mcdonalds he orderd 20 buckets of grease and 20 cheese burgers. As he went to go sit down at a booth it made a groannnn sound and then SNap it broke... he then got mad and went down the slid when he hit the bottom it made a DABOOM sound. Then miles started to cry and he went to go sit down on the toilet for 6 hours.... then he had a heart attack and died. This is Patricks story. i picked up a bannana and then it disapeared. when i was walking home i tripped on lady bug then i started to cry
TO: and from. Rylee when ever i see your hair i think of the fries at school. Dear Blain i don't even know what to say about you ... i guess your so dull. Dear Chewy when i think of you i think of ... never mind never mind. T-mobile or sprint? if you ask me sprint is better then t-mobile. reasons? #1 reason is that sprints network is 4g which is way faster then 3g and T-mobile is cheap but its network is not that great. #2 fact Patrick and i are good at cooking rice because we are Asian. we also grew up on the same rice patty field growing rice together. then our Asian parents taught us how to cook rice. then we also made hats from straw. Today. well this day was the choir and jazz band concert at court yard fountains... it was crazy. i took a video of brody dancing. posted by miles. Today.today which was Thursday i had a concert for jazz. we got to go to Gresham station and the choir didn't! ha ha... well i went to panda and got some Asian food. i also went to go to block buster to get a soda. then i bought a set of head phones. people asked...were did you get that? i sayed that block buster was handing them out. then noah went crazy and started runing to block buster. |
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